06.07.02 - 8:12 am
one time at space camp there was this chimp who wasn't like all the other chimps, he ate potatoe chips (chimps). eventually he grew up and took the special flight course and passed and they stamped his ass and shot him into outer space, when he was up there, he looked back at the earth and watched it float away and he had finally begun to thought that he had managed to get what he had always dreamed about getting all those days he spent locked up in his smelly ass cage. but it went further away and further away, and it got colder out there, you know, cause space doesn't have florida rain, or stupid fucking waitresses to bring you refills on your bottled coke (cock) whenever you're stomach needs a good caffine fix because you've seemed to figure out that there's no real point in sleeping anyway, especially when it just brings you farther away from life, just like that chimp, floating farther in space, and eventually you'll just end up missing it all because the fuckers from way far away (could be anywhere) will decide that they're god, and they'll blow us all to hell because they hated our grandparents, or the way our grandparents treated their grandparents so i say fuck it all, and let's all just pass that fuckin test and get our asses stamped and float away and forget all of this bullshit and just watch it all float away out that little window out in space forever and always getting colder.
