08.10.07 - -
12.27.05 - ( )
06.13.05 - -
03.16.05 - states i have visited
03.09.05 - it'll be after a while
03.09.05 - this world is shit
03.04.05 - there once lived a guy in a house
03.02.05 - nothing to justify anything
01.21.05 - george DUBYA is a turd flinger
01.14.05 - i'm never sure of sure
01.07.05 - if the earth were edible we'd all be dead
01.03.05 - still floating about the living world breathing
11.04.04 - Puff the Magic fuckin Dragon (Tim Russert is an idiot)
09.23.04 - pure thought
09.01.04 - what a group of wally-whackers
08.30.04 - what a jolly good waste of a few seconds which will probably piss you off, and thus cut short your good mood (mood slayer)
08.29.04 - its been gwars since i last updated...!???!?!
07.17.04 - for the love of death
07.13.04 - bad commercial called life
06.28.04 - bush is a fuck duddy (a what?)
05.30.04 - AND to the mother fuckin republic
05.17.04 - i will not eat green eggs and ham, i will not eat them
04.20.04 - if everyone jumped, there's gotta be somethin cool down there
04.15.04 - what the fuck do you mean, nuclear hazard?!
04.10.04 - generation x
04.06.04 - rest for the living
04.01.04 - order of operations
03.28.04 - i hate republicans. i hate democrats. i hate everything, but i know it all.
03.17.04 - i have nothing interesting to say except what i just said.
03.12.04 - order any drug online!
03.10.04 - drunksomnia
02.23.04 - a test of nothing
02.16.04 - the fire is out there
02.14.04 - a thank you
02.14.04 - we're already dead
01.14.04 - happy times on billmont high
01.13.04 - life reflux disease
12.12.03 - your life, for only 3 easy payments of $9.95
10.24.03 - leaving on a jet plane
10.22.03 - School Reform NOW!
10.17.03 - an ode to white boxes
10.02.03 - i don't know.
08.12.03 - philosophy of life
08.10.03 - just dabbling into my childhood a bit, before i call it a night.
08.05.03 - how i loathe drinking
07.28.03 - i just like to say gov'na, gov'na. right then..., fack off.
07.01.03 - a toast to toast
05.28.03 - bad weather for my vacation 20059203810324.com
05.20.03 - bitchy entry
somewhere over the rainbow - le temps pour voir d'une fille
05.17.03 - my wrist hurts
05.17.03 - the uneducated south, episode 1: pass them hor-dervee's, mein!
04.11.03 - Make way for America's Armed Forces!!!........................................ sponsored by Pepsi Co. and RJ Reynolds Corp. (the company that brings you fine Kraft products.... and smokes.))
04.09.03 - someday i'll visit a town of kites
04.03.03 - drunken ramblings
03.21.03 - and to the Republic Bulldozer for which it plows, many nations under allah....
03.18.03 - hi. the server is currently busy?! what the shit?
03.09.03 - ten(no, fifteen) things you have to do today, and forever:
03.09.03 - >> let's not talk about the weather, fuck the weather. check this out <<
03.07.03 - bon.....jour?
03.05.03 - lunacy of a free mind
03.02.03 - tiptoeing through the used condoms and blar dee blar dee blar
02.02.03 - life is but a dream...
01.28.03 - the truth shall set you free
01.27.03 - ramblings for just about anyone
01.23.03 - once more unto the breach dear friends...
01.20.03 - 22nd floor of the kirwain tower
01.08.03 - Gulf War v2.0
01.07.03 - in thailand it's 10:30 am... not pm. =)
01.02.03 - what the..
12.21.02 - fucking goddamnit
12.12.02 - just fucking live
12.09.02 - go veg.
12.06.02 - asleep blah fuckity blah
12.05.02 - the best entries will never be seen
12.03.02 - muse: not quite the top of olympus
11.25.02 - ah thanksgiving....
11.22.02 - advice for anyone who doesn't care
11.21.02 - a;lskhfdj
11.19.02 - [email protected]#($
11.15.02 - Fuck eating meat.
11.15.02 - change
11.04.02 - what was with halloween?
11.03.02 - dream
11.03.02 - too early to talk about stupid crap
10.31.02 - in god we trust
10.30.02 - till the monkeys fly
10.26.02 - i want chicken, i want liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver
10.25.02 - a balance
10.22.02 - relating to infinity
10.18.02 - cold like the cold if you were dead, she said
10.11.02 - 15 minutes till today.
10.09.02 - haha. the short guy's angry. fuck him.
10.09.02 - im just tired and annoyed of this shit.
10.07.01 - a diary worth living? *gasp*
10.06.01 - what japanese subculture am i??! err...
10.06.01 - I think I'll sell my soul for... yes, 28 billion dollars. FUCK YOU LADY!
10.05.01 - fights but never fights.
10.04.01 - *ding* honey? who's at the door? -- let me check. oh, it's a hurricane.
10.04.01 - top 6 things to do on a worknight
09.27.02 - i'm a dumb smart guy. let's all get up and sit around.
09.27.02 - things that make you go hmmm
09.25.02 - we'll all return to the mothership (here's to you skunk)
09.19.02 - that sticky bun was great... anyway, DOWN WITH CORPORATE AMERICA!
09.18.02 - attention shoppers, attention: there's a blue light sale on bullshit. all bullshit 100% off. totally free. go on, take it. now.
09.17.02 - down with corporate america!..... hey, STICKY BUNS!
09.16.02 - best day for a band's life
09.13.02 - tear moan piss bitch
09.11.02 - one minute
09.10.02 - just say NO, to war.
09.09.02 - we all have to die
09.06.02 - ermmm.. manhattan?
09.11.01 - 
09.04.02 - life would be great....
09.04.02 - if i had a million dollars..
09.03.02 - finding new stories
09.02.02 - here's my diaryland
08.29.02 - in general, i'm crazy
08.28.02 - lop-sided good opinions
08.28.02 - a forgiving
08.25.02 - too early on a fuckin work day
8.24.02 - A fucking swell evening
08.19.02 - sometimes i wish i had a factory computer.
08.14.02 - Roses are red, violets are...
08.14.02 - Under Construction
08.14.02 - uhhmm.... very small rocks!
08.13.02 - Loud mouth
08.10.02 - HAR-REE-WOOD!
08.09.02 - I hate laptops, kenny
08.08.02 - Plato's Disappointment
06.07.02 - unknown
06.07.02 - one time (totally improv)
05.06.02 - DAMNZ YOUZ!
05.01.02 - Thunder, Lightning.. who loves it?
05.01.02 - yep, i've been drinkin again
11.11.1911 - www.smokingsuckscowballs.com
05.01.02 - Can I be anymore random?
04.30.02 - 3rd Shift
04.26.02 - heads up, yo
02.21.02 - new shit of shit shitty shit
02.06.02 - just wanna be with her
02.05.02 - Grateful...
01.31.02 - Bad Barenaked Reference
01.27.02 - Fuck you
01.26.02 - MOVING OUT!!!!
01.18.02 - Gina Gershon
01.16.02 - Wait Till Morning
01.14.02 - Yadda yadda, who fuckin cares anyway
01.13.02 - I'm DAVE GROHL, BEAVIS
01.13.02 - Growing up, old, and out.
01.01.02 - New Years Resolution
01.01.02 - Parties suck ass and rock ass at the same time
12.12.01 - What Not
12.08.01 - Metaphors
12.07.01 - Bad Day Boy
12.04.01 - So Sex is pretty cool
12.04.01 - uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
12.03.01 - A letter to you
11.29.01 - Disclaimer
11.29.01 - Burnt
11.29.01 - My life in 5 minutes or less
11.27.01 - Journal Entry #2031498120348123.0129348091234.com
11.27.01 - Pool
11.26.01 - Friendly Advice
11.24.01 - Short
11.23.01 - drunk dumb and depressed. fuck.
11.18.01 - Leonids
11.16.01 - Maybe it's fate
11.16.01 - Change?
11.15.01 - Too short
11.14.01 - Worldly BS and More
11.14.01 - goodnight
11.12.01 - Fucker!
11.11.01 - My Fetish and Such
11.11.01 - I'm drunk. Sorry.
11.08.01 - Soft-skinned Devils
11.06.01 - D-USA
11.06.01 - The Wall
11.06.01 - The Revolution will not be Televised
11.01.01 - God?
10.31.01 - Enter Rico Suave
10.31.01 - Medi-Buzz
10.31.01 - Fuckin Bastards Hell Bitch Poop
10.27.01 - Goodbye
10.25.01 - =)
10.24.01 - Processed Cheese Food
10.24.01 - A song to describe me ... again
10.24.01 - Greed
10.19.01 - Blah de l'Infinitie
10.18.01 - Fucking Shit
10.17.01 - October 17th....
10.16.01 - A Sign From GOD herself!
10.15.01 - Good morning
10.14.01 - Consumed...
10.12.01 - A day in the life of boredom
10.12.01 - No Sleep..............
10.12.01 - A Smoke
10.10.01 - Nothing special
10.10.01 - Bored and Lonely
10.09.01 - Frustration
10.09.01 - Life
10.09.01 - Random Song Quote
10.09.01 - Chinese Wisdom
10.09.01 - Losing Lisa
10.09.01 - Three Words: Crazy-Ass-Shit!
10.07.01 - Randomness
10.07.01 - Boring Poop
10.06.01 - Drunken Jibberish
10.03.01 - Apathy's in Love
10.03.01 - Lies and Disease? Shit.